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THERE YOU ARE, SPORTS FIENDS.

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YOU KNOW, DEAD PEOPLE LIKE ME

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MAKE EXCELLENT POINT GUARDS.

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WHEN WE CAN'T GET OFF A SHOT,

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WE SIMPLY PASS...

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AWAY, THAT IS. HA HA HA HA!

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SPEAKING OF WHICH,

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ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR FEAR-LEADER

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FOR TONIGHT'S HALF-TIME SHOW.

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IT'S A PUTRID PLAYLET

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ABOUT MY PERSONAL
FAVORITE SPORT...

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BEING A MORTICIAN.

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I FITTINGLY CALL IT
<i>FITTING PUNISHMENT.</i>

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♪ ROCK OF AGES, CLEFT FOR ME ♪

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♪ LET ME HIDE MYSELF IN THEE ♪

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♪ LET THE WATER AND THE BLOOD ♪

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♪ FROM THY WOUNDED
SIDE WHICH FLOWED ♪

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Woman: IT'S SO SAD.
SHE WAS SO GOOD.

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♪ BE OF SIN THE DOUBLE CURE ♪

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Man: COME ON UP HERE
TO THE CURB THERE,

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AND I'LL GET THE CAR
AND BRING IT AROUND.

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♪ SAVE FROM WRATH... ♪

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THANKS FOR THE RIDE, MAN.

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Man: YO.

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♪ THIS FOR SIN COULD NOT ATONE ♪

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♪ THOU MUST SAVE ♪

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♪ AND THOU ALONE ♪

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Woman: OH, MR. THORNTONBERRY,

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I DON'T KNOW HOW I
CAN EVER THANK YOU.

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SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL.

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KNOWING I CAN BE OF HELP TO YOU

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IN YOUR TIME OF NEED

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IS THANKS ENOUGH FOR ME.

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NOW, WHY DON'T Y'ALL
HEAD ON TO THE CEMETERY?

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YOUR SISTER WILL
BE ALONG DIRECTLY.

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GOD BLESS YOU,
MR. THORNTONBERRY.

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THANK YOU, MA'AM. THERE YOU ARE.

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THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

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YOU'LL MAKE IT.
THANKS VERY MUCH.

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OH, MY DEAR. AN ANGEL
FROM HEAVEN ITSELF.

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OH, THE GODS HAVE
DESCENDED UPON US

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AND BROUGHT US
SUCH LOVELINESS OF KIN.

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CLYDE...

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STOP MESSING WITH
THAT DAMN ORGAN,

45
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AND GO PULL THE
HEARSE AROUND BACK.

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I'LL PREPARE THE CASKET.

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YES, SIR, MR. THORNTONBERRY.

48
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YES, SIR.

49
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GET OUT OF HERE, BOY.

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THE PARTY'S OVER.

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PARTY?

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THE VIEWING, YOU IDIOT.

53
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THEY'VE ALL GONE
ON TO THE FUNERAL.

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ARE YOU BLIND?

55
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I'M NOT HERE FOR NO FUNERAL.

56
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?

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THANK THE MERCIFUL LORD, NO.

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I'M BOBBY, YOUR NEPHEW?

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YOUR SISTER RUBY'S KID.

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OH, MY SISTER RUBY...

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WELL, YOU CAN TELL
THAT NO-GOOD SISTER...

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SHE'S DEAD, UNCLE EZRA.

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OH, REALLY?

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HOW?

65
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WELL, SHE GOT IN A
HEAD-ON COLLISION ON I-95.

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KILLED MY DADDY, TOO.

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HEAD-ON, HUH?

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MESSY, I BET.

69
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THAT'S GOOD FOR BUSINESS.

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CHARGE A PRETTY PENNY

71
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TO MAKE THEIR LOVED
ONES LOOK PRESENTABLE.

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HEH HEH.

73
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WHAT YOU WANT HERE, BOY?

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WELL, YOU SEE, UNCLE EZRA,

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YOU'RE MY ONLY LIVING KIN.

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WELL, I... I CAME
TO LIVE WITH YOU.

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HERE IT IS, ALL LEGAL.

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YOU MUST THINK
I'M MADE OF MONEY.

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LAST THING I NEED IS
ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED.

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BUT, UNCLE EZRA, I
WON'T BE A PROBLEM.

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I PROMISE.

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LOOK, I'LL WASH YOUR FLOOR.

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I'LL CLEAN YOUR PIANO.

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I'LL DO ANYTHING.

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YEAH. YOU...

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YOU DO LOOK STRONG.

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THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING
I CAN DO WITH YOU.

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GIVE YOU ROOM AND BOARD,

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BUT DON'T EXPECT TO GET PAID.

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THANKS, UNCLE EZRA.
YOU WON'T BE SORRY.

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WE'LL SEE.

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NOW, LET ME TELL YOU

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ABOUT THE MORTUARY
BUSINESS, BOY.

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LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE,

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"GOD HELPS THE MOURNERS,

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FOR THEY ARE BLESSED."

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AND GOD ALSO HELPS THOSE...

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THAT HELP THEMSELVES.

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YOU KEEP MESSING WITH THAT BALL,

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I'LL BOUNCE YOUR BALLS
RIGHT OUT OF HERE.

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SORRY, UNCLE EZRA.

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Ezra: YOU CAN SLEEP HERE.

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HERE?

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THAT'S RIGHT, BOY.

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THANKS, UNCLE EZRA.

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PUT SOME BEDDING
ON IT, IT'LL BE FINE.

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YOU KNOW, THE RIGHTEOUS
NEED THE DIVINE LIGHT

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TO SEE THE TRUTH.

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BESIDES, ELECTRICITY
COSTS MONEY.

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LEAVE THE LIGHTS ALONE, BOY.

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Ezra: SHAKE A LEG, BOY.

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THIS IS WHERE THE ACTION IS.

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YES, SIR.

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HERE WE ARE.

115
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WH-WHAT DID HE DIE OF?

116
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NATURAL CAUSES.

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YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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IF YOU'RE EVER FOOL
ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED.

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NOW HAND ME ONE OF THOSE
ASPIRATORS OVER THERE.

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ONE OF THESE?

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YEAH. YOU KNOW, THE HUMAN BODY

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IS ONE BIG CESSPOOL.

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FOOD FLOWS IN,

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SHIT FLOWS OUT,

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AND BLOOD FLOWS ALL AROUND.

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AND IT'S GOT TO BE DRAINED.

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Ezra: YES, SIR.

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Bobby: OH...

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Bobby: OH!

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UGH.

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IT'S ONLY BLOOD.

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GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE.

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THIS TUB OF LARD
WILL START TO STINK

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IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

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THAT'S WHY WE'VE
GOT TO EMBALM HIM.

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PASS ME THAT TUBE OVER THERE.

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CLEANLINESS IS
NEXT TO GODLINESS.

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♪ DON'T YOU KNOW ♪

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HOLD THIS.

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GET IN THERE.

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Bobby: AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO USE CHEMICALS

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OR SOMETHING?

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HE'S DEAD, YOU DAMN FOOL.

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HE DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

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BESIDES, THOSE
CHEMICALS COST MONEY.

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LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE,

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"A PENNY SAVED IS
A PENNY EARNED."

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UH, DIDN'T BEN
FRANKLIN SAY THAT?

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DON'T YOU CONTRADICT ME, BOY!

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UNH! UH!

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HELLO, MR. FOO, MR. YUK.

152
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HOW YOU DOING TODAY?

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Ezra: COME ON OVER HERE, BOY.

154
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Man: ALL RIGHT. LET'S
GRAB IT FROM THE BACK.

155
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ALL RIGHT.

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PUSH! PUSH!

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NOW ALL TOGETHER.

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THE CHINESE ARE LATE.

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OH, YES, SIR.

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MR. FOO SAY THEY
GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

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STUCK IN TRAFFIC!
YEAH, STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

162
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WE ONLY ORDER WHAT WE NEED.

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LOW OVERHEAD.

164
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AND I PASS ON THE SAVINGS TO ME.

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STUCK IN TRAFFIC. HEH.

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GIVE ME THAT CROWBAR
OVER THERE, BOY.

167
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WHAT'S ALL THIS CHINESE
WRITING ON THE BOX?

168
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MADE IN TAIWAN, YOU DUMMY!

169
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HALF THE PRICE OF U.S. MADE.

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THEY'RE 6 INCHES
SHORTER, YOU KNOW.

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THE TAIWANESE ARE
A SMALLER PEOPLE,

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AND I CAN USE THE
COFFINS FOR MOST FOLKS.

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NOBODY KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE,

174
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AND I CHARGE FULL PRICE.

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THE FAUCET'S DRIPPING, YOU FOOL.

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HUH?

177
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WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

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YOU THINK WATER GROWS ON TREES?

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LORD ALMIGHTY, YOU
GOT SHIT FOR BRAINS.

180
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NOW GET THE MOLASSES
OUT AND CLEAN THIS STIFF UP.

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WE DON'T HAVE ANY
MORE DISINFECTANT.

182
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THEN TAKE THIS.

183
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YOU'RE ABOUT AS STUPID
AS YOUR MAMA, BOY.

184
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MY HEART BLEEDS
FOR YOU, MR. JOHNSON.

185
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THANK YOU, MR. THORNTONBERRY.

186
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I FEEL AS THOUGH I
LOST ONE OF MY OWN.

187
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THAT WAS A VERY NICE SERVICE.

188
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Ezra: THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM.

189
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I TOLD YOU TO STOP MESSING
WITH THAT DAMN ORGAN!

190
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BOBBY, CLOSE THAT DAMN COFFIN.

191
00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:09,984
I CAN SMELL MRS.
JOHNSON ALREADY.

192
00:11:10,052 --> 00:11:11,302
YES, SIR.

193
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YOU WANTED TO
SEE ME, UNCLE EZRA?

194
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NO, BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE.

195
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GO MEASURE THE JEFFRIES BODY

196
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SO I CAN ORDER HIS CASKET.

197
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YES, SIR.

198
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"OAK."

199
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5 FOOT 6.

200
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,541
WE'RE ALL VERY THANKFUL FOR
YOUR HELP, MR. THORNTONBERRY.

201
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:15,332
THESE LAST 2 DAYS HAVE
BEEN RATHER TRYING.

202
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,668
YES, I CAN IMAGINE.

203
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,169
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

204
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HAVE MY CONDOLENCES,
MR. JEFFRIES,

205
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BUT DON'T WORRY.

206
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,008
I'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING.

207
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,010
HERE WE ARE...

208
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,680
THE PERFECT VESSEL
TO SEND YOUR SON

209
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,449
ON HIS WAY TO THE
REALM OF GLORY.

210
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,853
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?

211
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,005
THIS CASKET IS MADE OF PINE.

212
00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:39,340
WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.

213
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THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF PINE
FROM THE FORESTS OF MAINE.

214
00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:44,846
BUT I SPECIFICALLY
ASKED FOR OAK.

215
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OAK?

216
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,364
THAT'S RIGHT.

217
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,849
BUT I'VE ALREADY PAID...

218
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I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST
FOR MY SON, MR. THORNTONBERRY.

219
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,040
BOBBY!

220
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YES, UNCLE EZRA?

221
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,277
YOU STUPID HALF-WIT!

222
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,045
HE ORDERED OAK, NOT PINE!

223
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,713
WHO? MR. JEFFRIES?

224
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,215
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
IS GONNA COST ME?

225
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,366
YOU GOT ANY IDEA?

226
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,280
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY
FOR THAT DAMN PINE COFFIN.

227
00:13:07,304 --> 00:13:08,947
BUT UNCLE, I TOLD YOU OAK.

228
00:13:08,971 --> 00:13:10,271
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME, BOY.

229
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,468
I'M NOT LYING, UNCLE.
I SWEAR TO GOD I...

230
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,709
DON'T YOU DARE USE
THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN.

231
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:18,079
NOW YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BE PUNISHED...

232
00:13:18,148 --> 00:13:19,380
SEVERELY.

233
00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:20,881
NOW, UNCLE, PLEASE...

234
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,666
AAH!

235
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,446
OH! AAH!

236
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,848
GET UP! OH, HELP ME!

237
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,239
GET UP, I SAID! YOU
GOT WORK TO DO.

238
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,908
MY LEGS!

239
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,242
TO HELL WITH YOUR LEGS.

240
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,561
GET UP, YOU NO-GOOD, LYING DOG.

241
00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:35,589
MY LEGS. HELP ME.

242
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,251
YOUR NEPHEW HAS SUFFERED

243
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,422
A SEVERE SPINAL INJURY,
MR. THORNTONBERRY.

244
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,591
HE'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN.

245
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,094
HOW ON EARTH DID THAT HAPPEN?

246
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,263
HIS OWN CARELESSNESS,
I'M AFRAID.

247
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,415
HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS.

248
00:13:54,484 --> 00:13:57,252
IF I'VE TOLD HIM ONCE,
I TOLD HIM 1,000 TIMES,

249
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,752
NO RUNNING INSIDE.

250
00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:01,272
HE'S A SPIRITED BOY,
YOU KNOW... AN ATHLETE.

251
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,040
NOT ANYMORE.

252
00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:28,799
DAMN THAT BOY.

253
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,136
HE'LL PUT ME IN THE
POORHOUSE YET.

254
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,554
Bobby: UNCLE EZRA?

255
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,556
WHAT YOU WANT, BOY?

256
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,958
EZRA!

257
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:38,726
DON'T YOU EZRA ME!

258
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,130
WHERE ARE MY AIR JORDANS?

259
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:44,565
I SOLD THEM. YOU SOLD THEM?

260
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,735
GOT A PRETTY GOOD
PRICE FOR THEM, TOO.

261
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,404
HOW COULD YOU SELL MY SHOES?

262
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,366
DON'T YOU RAISE
YOUR VOICE AT ME, BOY!

263
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,656
LOOK AT YOU.

264
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,203
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
A HELPLESS CRIPPLE.

265
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,537
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITH SHOES?

266
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,922
ALL YOU'RE GONNA
DO IS COST ME MONEY.

267
00:14:56,946 --> 00:14:58,574
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
A GODDAMN BURDEN!

268
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,581
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

269
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,283
BEFORE YOU HIT ME
WITH THAT CROWBAR!

270
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,871
I OUGHT TO CALL THE SHERIFF.

271
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,973
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

272
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,659
THE SHERIFF, HUH?

273
00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:13,472
AND WHERE YOU GOING TO GO NEXT?

274
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,223
THE STATE HOSPITAL,
THAT'S WHERE,

275
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,726
RIGHT THERE WITH ALL
THE REST OF THE CRIPPLES.

276
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,227
THOSE SHOES WERE
GOING TO GO TO WASTE

277
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,352
JUST LIKE THAT DAMN PINE...

278
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,289
COFFIN YOU ORDERED.

279
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,036
PHEW.

280
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,075
WHEW.

281
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,701
AHH.

282
00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:49,340
HELLO, BOBBY.

283
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,708
UH, HI, UNCLE.

284
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,462
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BALL?

285
00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:56,531
OH!

286
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,512
WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.

287
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,849
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

288
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,851
HERE WE ARE,

289
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,518
IN SILENT REPOSE,

290
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,454
JUST THE WAY I WANT YOU.

291
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,467
DAMN.

292
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,354
YOU'RE A NUISANCE
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

293
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,673
I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GONNA
ORDER ANOTHER COFFIN.

294
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:36,531
HMM.

295
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,004
UH...

296
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,250
BOY AIN'T AS DUMB
AS I THOUGHT HE WAS.

297
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,099
DAMN FLUORIDE.

298
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,809
STRANGE HOW HE SHOULD HAPPEN

299
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,811
TO FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN,

300
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,813
ISN'T IT, MR. THORNTONBERRY?

301
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,421
WELL, PERHAPS IT'S FOR THE BEST.

302
00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:35,590
THE BOY WAS YOUNG
AND FULL OF VIGOR.

303
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:38,192
HE WOULD'VE MADE
A MISERABLE CRIPPLE.

304
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,112
SUCH A SHORT COFFIN

305
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,881
FOR A BOY SO TALL.

306
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,872
WHAT YOU WANT, CLYDE?

307
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,444
BYE, MR. THORNTONBERRY.

308
00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:58,613
WHERE THE HELL YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?

309
00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,281
YOU GOT WORK TO DO.

310
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,450
I AIN'T DOING NOTHIN'.

311
00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:04,634
I'M QUITTIN'.

312
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,472
LOOK, I KNOW THAT NICE YOUNG MAN

313
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,309
DIDN'T DIE IN NO ACCIDENT.

314
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,461
I KNOW IT.

315
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,464
I CAN'T PROVE IT,

316
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:19,567
BUT I KNOW WHAT I KNOW.

317
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,472
THEN GOOD RIDDANCE,

318
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,907
YOU NO-ACCOUNT ORGAN FREAK.

319
00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:30,144
I DON'T NEED YOU!

320
00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:31,812
I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!

321
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:34,565
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
AND STAY OUT, YOU PERVERT!

322
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,051
OH, UNH...

323
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,618
WHO COULD THAT BE
AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?

324
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,844
MESSING WITH ME
THIS TIME OF NIGHT.

325
00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:06,246
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON AROUND HERE.

326
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,086
Ezra: WHO'S THERE?

327
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,640
WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU
GODDAMN HOOLIGANS?

328
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,033
DAMN PEOPLE ARE
ALWAYS MESSING WITH ME.

329
00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:28,369
DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
GOING ON AROUND HERE.

330
00:21:28,438 --> 00:21:30,871
THEY'RE ALWAYS TALKING
AND SAYING THINGS...

331
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,644
NOW, WHO THE HELL LEFT THIS ON?

332
00:22:04,806 --> 00:22:06,673
DAMN FOOLS.

333
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,280
YOU TURNING MY LIGHTS ON, CLYDE,

334
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,948
WHEREVER YOU ARE?

335
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,450
THINK YOU CAN COME CRAWLING
TO BEG FOR YOUR JOB BACK?

336
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,053
WELL, THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL.

337
00:22:53,022 --> 00:22:54,849
YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME, CLYDE?

338
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,806
IS THAT IT?

339
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,642
WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

340
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,977
I DON'T SCARE EASY.

341
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,131
TAKES A LOT MORE THAN
YOU GOT, THAT'S FOR SURE.

342
00:23:37,132 --> 00:23:39,667
AAH! AAH!

343
00:23:41,904 --> 00:23:43,119
UNH...

344
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,532
MY LEGS.

345
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,950
OH, MY GOD.

346
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,020
I CAN'T...

347
00:24:00,088 --> 00:24:02,373
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

348
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,525
OH, MY GOD.

349
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,723
IT CAN'T BE!

350
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:22,960
OH, MY GOD.

351
00:24:39,628 --> 00:24:41,661
AHH! AH! AH!

352
00:24:46,302 --> 00:24:47,835
GOD, NO, NO, NO.

353
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,611
AH!

354
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,131
LIKE IT SAYS IN THE
BIBLE, UNCLE EZRA,

355
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,518
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.

356
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,259
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

357
00:25:12,327 --> 00:25:13,827
SOMEBODY...

358
00:25:13,896 --> 00:25:16,129
SOMEBODY HELP ME!

359
00:25:16,198 --> 00:25:18,666
NO! NO!

360
00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:21,118
NO!

361
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,125
WELL, LOOKS LIKE OLD EZRA

362
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,793
LEARNED RAISING A TEEN

363
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,295
IS NO WALK IN THE GRAVEYARD.

364
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,797
NOW HE'S GOING TO NEED

365
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,800
ONE OF HIS CHEAP
COFFINS FOR HIMSELF.

366
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:40,470
THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR
HAVING A NAME LIKE EZRA.

367
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,305
AS FOR POOR BOBBY,

368
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,643
HE GOT A PRETTY NASTY CASE
OF ATHLETE'S FOOT, DIDN'T HE?

369
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,979
I MEAN, I'VE HEARD OF
FOOTLOOSE, BUT YIKES!

370
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,147
OH, WELL!

371
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,482
I GUESS THE NEXT BEST
THING TO MAKING A GOAL

372
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,317
IS BECOMING A GHOUL.

373
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,819
RIGHT, KIDDIES?

374
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,178
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